Big white caps on black shirts, just like the kind that doormen and bouncers wear, that usually say SECURITY. Except this time it'll ID you as a HIRED GOON.
MR. BURNS: Now Homer, I can't be held responsible for what my goons have been hired to do!
HOMER: Hired goons?
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