Get that sleazy, trashy '70s feel going all over your upper torso with... ADMITTANCE RESTRICTED (to persons 18 years of age or over). We've seen other "Restricted" or "Rated R" shirts out there, but they're visually boring -- just an "R" in a box or a circle. This one -- with its menacing "skeleton-key" motif -- is way more interesting, more confrontational, more FUN! The retro design recalls Times Square in the 1970s, Tarantino-esque grindhouse classics like Machete and Don't!, and the pages of cheap tabloids that would leave ink on your fingers as soon as you touch them. (The ink on all Hollywood Loser shirts, however, is of the finest quality and will NOT come off on your fingers!)
In addition to being pretty groovy unto itself, this design offers a fringe benefit: by proclaiming that you are not accepting offers from anyone under 18, this shirt also functions as an effective JAILBAIT REPELLANT! Maybe that's why it's OUR MOST POPULAR SHIRT!
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